Refreshingly honest, right? I'm not extremely well-endowed For years, Howard Stern has made fun of his own member, famously declaring he was "hung like a pimple. More From Celebrity News One more for good measure: Ever since it was removed during an autopsy in , Napoleon Bonaparte's penis has been the stuff of legend. In , Knoxville confessed to Vanity Fair about the injuries he's sustained doing his various Jackass stunts.
During an interview on Australian TV years ago, the year-old singer delivered a humble brag for the ages when he claimed, "I have the smallest penis in the world.
Fortunately, Arnold had a good sense of humor about it and delivered the perfect comeback—"What's small? More From Celebrity News I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people—you know, from experience.